Dear Loyal Followers,

I sincerely apologize to all of you for my lack of blogging as of late, however there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. You see, I have been without internet for the past week (the equivalent of going without water in today’s world). However, I have survived to blog again.

So for those of you have felt that there has been something missing in your life as of late, have no fear, for I will be back at my antics soon.

Sincerely,

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David Paterson