This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen on the internet. Each minute is even better than the minute preceding it - just wait until they get to the end!
This will make your day - I promise
(PS: It was made by Disney)
Perpetual Energy Machine
I just figured it out! I’ve outlined steps bellow:
1. Find a giant-ass microwave (approximately the size of a 2-story house)
2. Find a steam powered power-plant generator (common in coal power-plants)
3. Fill a giant margarine container with water, place inside house-sized microwave
3. Run a tube from the margarine container to the generator to transport steam
4. Connect a power cord form the generator back to the microwave
5. Press start on giant microwave, leave running forever
Moonage Daydream
Given the current climate of popular music, I believe that there is no major modern rock band that could pull off a Ziggy Stardust style transformation without it being a complete and total disaster, both creatively and commercially.
Example, if Chad Kroeger from Nickelback sat down in front of his record executive to pitch such an idea, it would probably be EXACTLY like this…
CHAD: Hi, I’m going to start wearing makeup and telling everyone my name is Marvin Glitterbuns. My band, the multi-platinum selling Nickelback, will henceforth be known as The Dingos from Neptune. We will all wear spandex and our next album will be a rock opera about an astronaut who loses his mind while stranded on a distant planet inhabited by space rats. Can I have 2 million dollars now?
EXECUTIVE: (throws Grammy Award at his head)
CHAD: Point taken.
Exactly. That’s why you have to be an amazing indie band to pull off a Ziggy Stardust transformation
Yes, I’m watching this. Of course it’s against my will. I do have roommates after all, and sometimes I make sacrifices for my friends. Does it make me a better person than you? I wouldn’t say that. After all, you’re not watching The Ugly Truth.
My deepest sympathies Gareth. That movie looked horrendous and predictable.
Right Now...
There are currently 336 severe weather winter warnings in the province of Alberta.
Ah, home.
I actually kind of miss that… the past week it’s been raining in Nova Scotia, and it’s getting rediculous. I want snow!!
